You Don't Want Gold

Declining democrats and dumb republicans

The democrats have gold. But you don’t want gold.

You might think that based on this, it follows that Republicans have Silver, right?

Wrong, they have bronze - maybe even copper. But they definitely don’t have silver.

And they most certainly don’t have gold.

But you don’t want gold.

Gold is for boomers.

You want Platinum, Silicon, Palladium or Bitcoin.

Maybe even Helium-3,

But you certainly don’t want gold.